2 Rounds for time
Squat Cleans are M95lb/W65lb
Row 2000m
30 Squat Cleans
30 Pull ups
Carolyn sent me this yesterday. The difference with women and men is that men are simple. When I say any of these words that is exactly what I mean. Why are yall so complicated?
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This
is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3
for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This
is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you
will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A
woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I
want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -
that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever')...
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to # 3.